Buyer to seller: Is your dog faithful?Seller:
Yes, I have sold him 3 times earlier also.
He is so faithful, everytime he returned back to me.
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the cup is clean!
"Waiter instructs the cook: "Two teas, with one asked for a clean cup."
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